Episode1: Runesuck
Notes: When writing scripts, I tend to just write it however I feel like at the time. What you see below is the script in the exact format I wrote it for Runesuck. The dialog is numbered and uses R for Rob's lines and J for Johny's lines. This was written with HOTM's structuring in mind. You see, HOTM used line by line audio formating as opposed to the scene by scene audio formating I developed when I began animating the Siblings series. As usual, you'll notice a few differences between this script and the actual cartoon. In this case, though, the only differences are the extra jokes I put in the game footage. Also, Mr. T actually says something at the end of the actual cartoon instead of just growling as in the script.

Runesuck

Rob is watching Mr. T's show 'I pity the fool'. The credits roll and it's over.

01 R: What an awesome idea for a show. Mr. T deserves his own channel. Too bad it's over though... Damnit I'm bored. Time to bug somebody. And I think we know who that is.

Rob walks to Johny sitting at the computer.

02 R: Hey, John, whatcha doin'?

03 J: Playin' Runescape-

04 R: (really long and annoying) PLAYIN' RUUUUUNESCAAAAAAPE?!

05 J: (annoyed and wtf-ish) Dude, what the fuck?

06 R: (sighs) Poor Johny. Oh well. So what the hell you doing on it?

07 J: Well, I-

08 R: Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something?

09 J: They-

10 R: Those fucking trees need some fucking head n' shoulders. Even though they're trees and lack a head or shoulders.

11 J: They're magic.

12 R: That's some stupid fucking magic if all it does is give em dandruff.

13 J: Time for me to kill some Unicorns.

14 R: Unicorn? Killing unicorns? Dude, what the hell'd that Unicorn do to you?

15 J: He was born, that's what he did.

16 R: He was just minding his own damn business and you're gonna fuck his shit up for the hell of it. That's horse slaughter. You'll get life in horse court.

17 J: Unicorn court. They get pissed when you call em horses.

18 R: Like when you call Zephyr's Pegasusaseses.

19 J: What?

20 R: Nothin'.

Rob tosses a ball of black duct tape. Johny notices this.

21 J: What's that?

22 R: Ball of duct tape.

23 J: ...what?

24 R: Well... teach's like 'draw shit on the wall with duct tape' so I did. Then teach's like 'now take it down' and I'm like 'shit make up your damn mind' and she did so I took the tape down and rolled it up into a ball.

25 J: K. Why didn't you throw it away?

26 R: Dude, it's so awesome.

Rob drops it on Johny's arm.

27 J: Ah. That's kinda heavy.

28 R: Bet I could break a window with it.

29 J: Probably.

30 R: (creepy) I could even kill a man. With it.

31 J: I could kill a man. Wanna watch? Watch me kill a man.

On Runescape, Johny starts fighting some person. He swings and Johny does nothing but zeroes.

32 R: Wow John, you suck at this. You're not even doing any damage.

The other person attacks back and does zeroes as well.

33 R: Damn, you both suck. You know, if you keep sucking so much you're gonna create a black hole.

Johny looks at Rob stupidly.

34 R : What? It's true.

Out of nowhere, Johny does a 5,000 and the person dies.

35 R: What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5,000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing.

36 J: Yeah, but I put my heart into that click.

37 R: Hey, what's with the cross bones above your head? Does that mean you're a pirate now?

38 J: No, it means-

39 R: Did you level up your pirate stat?

40 J: There isn't a-

41 R: Dude, you're like a level 50 thousand pirate now, huh?

42 J: There IS no pirate stat!

Johny looks at the screen and notices something.

43 J: ...hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a.. pirate stat. Huh. Sweet, I can get a peg leg!

44 R: Now this game's sucking a little less. Only thing it's missing is a Mr. T stat. That'd make it golden.

Mr. T bursts through the screen and growls.

THE END