Episode2: Don't Wake Robby!

Don't wake Robby

Johny is playing Runescape. SURPRISE. The parents are in their room.

Dad: Johny!

Johny: What?

Dad: Wake your brother up, it's 7 o' clock.

Johny: AM or PM?

Dad: He only sleeps during the day, John. PM.

Johny: Oh yeah, he's a vampire.

Shows vampire Rob get up from a coffin.

Rob: Count Robula!

Back to reality...

Johny: Alright.

Johny gets up to get Rob up. As soon as the coast is clear, Dad sits in the chair and plays solitaire.

Dad: Sweet solitaire...

Rob is dreaming. In that dream, he's running around in Alton, IL.

Rob: Runnin' back and forth between houses!

Rob looks up and spots Godzilla.

Rob: What the fuck? Godzilla?

Godzilla roars and takes a few steps forward, swinging to try and hit Rob. A giant wave of water rises behind him.

Rob: Um...

The wall of water goes down and washes the street away. Rob is washed right away with it. Godzilla kind of staggers, but keeps his balance. All of a sudden Rob's at a beach and he can see two people fighting. A croud surrounds them.

Rob: Uh... huh.

Johny walks into Rob's room and interrupts his dream.

Johny: Rob, time to get up.

Rob opens his eyes and rolls over.

Rob: No.

Johny: Come on, it's like 7 PM. You've been asleep for days now.

Rob: Sleep good.

Johny: Awake better.

Rob: Nu uh.

Johny walks to the bed and pulls on the covers. Rob grabs them and holds them even tighter.

Johny: Dude, get up!

Johny pulls harder, but this just pulls Rob off the bed with the blanket.

Johny: You gotta be kidding me.

Rob: [all wide eyed] I'm naked!

Johny: Oh, you may have won this round, but the fight is far from over... I WILL get you out of bed!

Johny runs out of the room. Rob crawls back in bed and dozes off once more. In this dream, he's running through people's yards. He jumps up really high and starts hopping between people's yards. These people appear to be rich, what with mansions and big open grassy fields and stuff. Like a golf course but with mansions.

Rob: Fuckin' wee! Fuckin' wee!!

Johny gets his stereo and puts it right outside Rob's door.

Johny: If I can't get him out of bed, I'll force him out using loud music!

Johny opens the door and turns the stereo on. It's some kind of metal, probably Slipknot or something. Rob sort of head bangs to it. Johny changes it to j-pop, but Rob still jams to it. Rap, and it's the same deal. He puts a country song on and Rob gets out a shotgun offscreen and shoots the radio. Johny backs up and slowly closes the door.

Rob's slumber continues and this time he's in what appears to be a parking lot complex at night. There are two cars parked badly in the road and there's about three people, one being Willie, that Rob's talking to. You can't hear their words, but they're talking about something serious.

Outside the dream, Johny is drawing up blueprints to some big elaborate plan. He looks back at Rob's door and looks at the blueprints. He smirks and continues working.

Back to the dream, Rob is running through the same parking lot. He ends up in a camp looking area, but it's all fake because you can see where the dirt ends and where the parking lot begins. Rob runs and can hear marching and looks at a sign that says 'no outsiders'. Rob gets worried when a blonde girl in a shower whistles to Rob and signals for him to hide in there. He runs in there and he hides as the people march right by where he was standing.

Outside the dream, Johny is testing chemicals in beakers. They explode and blow Johny's hair straight up.

Back to the dream, the girl gives him a bar of soap and a towel. Rob nods and gives a thumbs up before running out and running through the woods. He goes through and it slowly becomes a better lit corridor inside a building. Some floating robots catch him and he runs from them.

Outside the dream again, Johny is putting the finishing touches on an elaborate trap.

Johny: Haha! Rob will smell the biscuits and gravy on the plate and come to try and eat it, tugging on the rope that'll pull the needle so the bowling ball will roll down and hit Abraham Lincoln, who'll get pissed off and throw his top hat, pressing the button that will release the mice that will stampede on the gun powder that will ignite on the hot oven which will set the smoke alarm off and make Rob get up! Haha! My elaborate plan cannot fail!

Rob opens his door and sticks his head out, sniffing the air. He notices the Biscuits and gravy on the ground and licks his lips. Then he looks normal.

Rob: Wait a minute, they're on the ground. I don't wanna eat this off the ground, what with the filth and dog hair all over.

Rob goes back in his room and closes the door.

Johny: ...damnit.

Later, in Johny's room...

Johny: Haha! I have finally come up with the perfect way to get Rob up! More perfect than the last plan, which was also perfect! ...sort of.

Rob is shown sleeping still. Johny walks in and turns the fan up.

Rob: What in blazes? Oh wait, Johny must've turned the fan up... it's... cold... but I will prevail! I will never wake!

Johny goes in to find Rob frozen in bed. Rob wakes up and looks at Johny, who is sitting there.

Rob: Haha! I beat you! You never got me out of bed!

Johny: Look at your feet.

Rob does and notices the sink. He's in the bathtub.

Johny: The fan froze you, so I thawed you out in the tub. Now you have to wake up!

Rob: ...well, you'll never get me out of this tub! Goodnight!

Rob goes back to sleep. Johny smacks himself in the forehead.

The end